A Café Called Kevin

A Café Called Kevin – Not Your Average Bloke

Let’s get one thing straight: Kevin isn’t just a café. Kevin is a vibe. He’s that effortlessly cool mate who wears linen in summer, knows all the baristas by name, and somehow makes a turmeric latte sound sexy. Tucked into a character-filled corner of Brunswick Street in New Farm, A Café Called Kevin is the charming, cheeky breakfast spot you never knew you needed.

So, who is Kevin? Is he a guy? A lifestyle? A cult? Whatever he is, we’re fully on board — and after one visit, you will be too.

The Scene: Heritage Home Meets Hipster Heaven

Located at 726 Brunswick Street, A Café Called Kevin is housed in a gorgeously restored Queenslander with more charm than your nan’s best china. White timber walls, wrap-around verandahs, and leafy New Farm views give it that sunny, “I could totally move here” energy. Inside, the vibe is warm, witty, and wonderfully casual — think vintage signage, houseplants with names, and a blackboard that usually says something like, “Espresso yourself, darling.”

It’s the kind of place where dogs are welcome, brunch is an artform, and the staff have banter as good as their coffee game.

The Coffee: Seriously Brewed with a Side of Sass

Kevin doesn’t mess around with his beans. The coffee here is smooth, strong, and seriously seductive. Expect rotating roasts from local legends like Parallel Roasters or Blackstar Coffee, with every cup made to order by baristas who look like they play guitar on weekends (and probably do).

The flat white is textbook, the long black is bold enough to put a spring in your step (or revive your soul after a Valley night out), and their batch brew is the kind of thing you’ll start calling “my usual” by the end of the week.

Not a caffeine junkie? Kevin’s got you covered with house-made chai, matcha lattes, and a pink beetroot latte that’s more photogenic than your last Tinder date. Bonus: They’ve got all the alt-mylks — oat, soy, almond, macadamia, and probably some new superfood mylk that hasn’t even gone viral yet.

The Menu: Fresh, Local, and a Little Bit Naughty

Kevin’s menu is like him — wholesome with a wicked sense of humour. Everything is made with fresh, local produce, and you can taste the difference. It’s brunch with flair, plated with precision and garnished with just the right amount of cheek.

House Favourites

The Kevin Classic – Bacon, free-range eggs your way, slow-roasted tomato, hash brown, mushrooms, and toast. It’s the big brekkie you dream about — comforting, satisfying, and unapologetically indulgent.

Smashed Avocado 3.0 – Because Kevin doesn’t do basic. This version is loaded with avo, feta, chilli oil, pomegranate, dukkah, and micro herbs on sourdough. Add a poached egg or halloumi if you’re feeling extra (and you should feel extra).

Chilli Scramble – Eggs with attitude. Spicy scrambled eggs, crispy shallots, coriander, and a dash of lime served on thick toast. Guaranteed to wake you up and make you feel alive.

Lighter Bites & Bowls

Green Goodness Bowl – Quinoa, kale, avocado, roasted pumpkin, pickled beetroot, a poached egg, and tahini dressing. It’s like a massage for your insides.

House-Made Granola – Toasted coconut, activated nuts, seasonal fruit, and thick Greek yoghurt. Crunchy, creamy, dreamy.

Acai Bowl – Cold, colourful, and packed with antioxidants. It’s basically dessert disguised as health food.

Sweet Tooth? Kevin Delivers

The cabinet treats here are top-tier, often baked in-house or sourced from Brisbane’s best. Highlights include:

Lemon Curd Tart – Bright, zingy, and guaranteed to put a pep in your step.

Vegan Choc Brownie – Dense, rich, and so good you’ll forget it’s plant-based.

Orange and Almond Cake (GF) – Moist (yes, we said it), nutty, and perfect with a piccolo.

Dogs, Dates & Laptops Welcome

The best part? Kevin’s the ultimate host. Bring your pooch, your laptop, or your awkward first date — there’s a seat for everyone. The vibe is friendly, relaxed, and full of locals who’ve made this their daily ritual.

Whether you’re catching up with mates, smashing avo solo, or writing your novel in the corner with an oat latte, Kevin’s got the space and the soundtrack (yes, the playlist is excellent) to suit your mood.

Final Thoughts from BrisVegas

Brisbane, meet your new brunch bestie: A Café Called Kevin. He’s charming, stylish, always delivers a quality meal, and lets you pet dogs while you wait. What more do you need?

In a sea of cookie-cutter cafés, Kevin feels like home — if your home had better coffee, better food, and a cheeky sense of humour. It’s the kind of place that makes you want to linger a little longer, order just one more latte, and maybe slide into the barista’s DMs (we won’t tell).

So if you’re in New Farm and feeling peckish (or just peckish for attention), swing by Kevin. He’ll be waiting with a smile, a flat white, and a cheeky wink.

A Café Called Kevin

726 Brunswick St, New Farm QLD

Phone: (07) 3358 1234

Website: acafecalledkevin.com

Open daily: 6:30am – 3:00pm

BrisVegas Rule #12: If your café has a name and a personality, it’s probably already better than your ex. Kevin, we love you.